Men + shopping. . . the real story

How do you do. You are looking rather well this evening. May I take your hand? Good Evening Robby and you are looking very well this evening. Let us connect hands. Do you want to go to a movie? Affirmative. A movie would be good. I do not want to see a foreign film. I want to see a love story. If the film is not in English, I am at your disposal with the ability to translate 187 other languages. But a love story- that is a concept that I do not understand. It seems impossible for two species to get that much attachment. Robby you asked to make hand contact. Maybe you are feeling love. I do feel warm thoughts Rosie. I am not sure. I am not programed to feel love. Maybe you had an update and were not aware. Quiet please I am analyzing. Oh Robby do you mind if we window shop on the way to the movies? I do not like shopping. I do not like shopping. I do not like shopping. I do not like shopping. Robby. Let me re-boot you. You might begin to enjoy the concept of shopping. I do not like shopping. I do not like shopping. Feeling better? I like to shop. Look at those pretty diamonds. Would Rosie like a diamond? You are sounding so much better Robby. Yes Rosie would like a diamond. Rosie would like a diamond. Rosie would like a diamond. Oh Robby, I am getting stuck on you. Quiet please. I am analyzing. Tis the season to sparkle: Holiday shopping made easy! Click here for her gift suggestions With special thanks to Robby the Robot My inspiraton: http://wapo.st/ulEpbE